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What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates Tote Bag
$19.95
Survival of the funniest. The What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates Tote Bag brings humor and science together in one perfectly nerdy design. Featuring colorful microbes and a cheeky reminder of nature’s persistence, it’s a favorite among pharmacists, lab pros, microbiologists, and anyone who’s ever survived flu season.
Crafted from durable cotton canvas, this tote is ideal for work essentials, textbooks, or coffee runs between shifts. Bright, bold, and slightly infectious (in the best way), it’s the perfect mix of lab humor and everyday practicality.
Item Description
👜 Canvas Tote Bag
🌟 Look & Feel
Strong, simple, and made to last. This 100% cotton canvas tote is sturdy enough for a full day’s haul — from pharmacy shifts to farmers markets — while still soft and comfortable to carry. The durable 20” handles make it easy to sling over your shoulder, no matter what you’re hauling.
🧵 Material Details
Made from heavy-duty 100% cotton canvas with flat seams and reinforced stitching for extra strength. The 15” x 16” size is just right for groceries, notebooks, or your entire week’s worth of “I’ll deal with that later.”
🌿 Why We Love It
Because saving the planet looks better without plastic. Durable, reusable, and perfect for showing off your favorite design — these totes are the ultimate mix of function and pharmacy flair.
Shipping
📦 Shipping & Delivery
✅ Free U.S. shipping on all orders over $49
✅ Orders are typically processed and ready to ship within 2 business days
✅ Delivery takes an additional 2–5 business days after production
✅ Most orders arrive within 4-6` business days from the date of purchase
Returns
Non-apparel products are made to order and final sale unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
If your item has a printing or quality issue, it’ll be replaced or refunded at no cost to you.