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What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates Sticker
$3.49
Give your laptop, water bottle, or clipboard a healthy dose of dark humor. This What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates & Tries Again sticker is a microbiology masterpiece — ideal for lab techs, pharmacists, and anyone who’s had enough of humanity’s collective disregard for handwashing.
Printed on premium, durable vinyl with a matte finish, this kiss-cut sticker resists scratches, water, and sunlight — making it as resilient as the bacteria it mocks.
Stick it, laugh at it, and let evolution do the rest.
Item Description
🩷 Kiss-Cut Sticker
🌟 Look & Feel
Crisp edges, vibrant colors, and a smooth, durable finish — these stickers are made to stand out without peeling up or fading. The kiss-cut design means your sticker peels away easily while keeping a clean border for perfect placement every time.
🧾 Material Details
Printed on premium, thick vinyl with a glossy finish that’s scratch-resistant, water-resistant, and built to last. Ideal for laptops, water bottles, clipboards, and pharmacy counters alike.
🌿 Why We Love It
Because your humor, passion, and personality deserve to stick around. These kiss-cut stickers hold up through long shifts, coffee spills, and everyday life — just like you.
Shipping
📦 Shipping & Delivery
✅ Free U.S. shipping on all orders over $49
✅ Orders are typically processed and ready to ship within 2 business days
✅ Delivery takes an additional 2–5 business days after production
✅ Most orders arrive within 4-6` business days from the date of purchase
Returns
Non-apparel products are made to order and final sale unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
If your item has a printing or quality issue, it’ll be replaced or refunded at no cost to you.