What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates Pharmacy Tee
If you work in pharmacy, microbiology, or healthcare, this one hits a little too close to home. This funny pharmacy tee features a bold microbiology-inspired design with bacteria artwork and the phrase “What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates & Tries Again” — a perfect nod to antibiotic resistance, stewardship, and real-life pharmacy humor.
Designed for pharmacists, pharmacy technicians, microbiology lab professionals, infectious disease teams, and science nerds who appreciate dark humor. This tee makes a great gift for pharmacists, pharmacy students, PharmD graduates, lab techs, or anyone who spends their day fighting resistant bugs.
Printed on a soft, high-quality unisex tee that’s comfortable enough for long shifts, casual wear, or layering under scrubs. Whether you work retail, hospital, clinical, or lab pharmacy, this shirt lets you show your personality without saying a word.
Size Chart - Bella Canvas
Size Chart - Comfort Colors
Description - Bella Canvas
👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
🌟 Fit & Feel
A modern, unisex fit that’s flattering without being boxy. Soft, lightweight, and breathable — your go-to shirt for everyday wear.
🧵 Fabric Details
100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include a cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk for a lasting fit.
🌿 Why We Love It
Made in eco-conscious facilities with ethical labor practices. We choose Bella+Canvas because they do things the right way — just like you.
Description - Comfort Colors
👕 Comfort Colors® 1717 Premium T-Shirt
🌟 Fit & Feel
A relaxed, unisex fit with a heavier, broken-in feel. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look that feels like a favorite from day one.
🧵 Fabric Details
100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for rich color and reduced shrinkage. Thicker than standard tees, with a substantial feel that holds its shape over time.
🌿 Why We Love It
Comfort Colors is known for quality, durability, and that perfectly worn-in vibe. If you like your tees a little heavier, softer, and more premium — this is the one.
Washing Instructions
🧺 Care Tips to Help Your Shirt Last:
✅ Wash and dry inside out
✅ Use cold water, gentle detergent, and low heat
✅ Avoid bleach and excessive spin cycles
✅ Air dry when possible — or tumble dry low
✅ If ironing, use low heat and avoid the design directly
💛 A little extra care goes a long way.
Shipping
📦 Shipping & Delivery
✅ Free U.S. shipping on all orders over $75 USD
✅ Most orders arrive within 4-7 business days from the date of purchase
Production times and delivery speeds can vary slightly based on the product type and destination.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers and magnets are available for U.S. shipping only.
Returns
All apparel is made to order, so please double-check the size chart before purchasing.
Returns for fit or preference are accepted within 30 days with a 20 % restocking fee, while any misprints or damaged items are replaced free of charge.