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What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates Tee
$34.95
Our What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates & Tries Again Tee is a funny, nerdy favorite for pharmacists, techs, nurses, and lab lovers alike. Featuring colorful cartoon microbes and bold text, it’s the perfect mix of science humor and sarcasm. Made from the ultra-soft Bella+Canvas 3001, this shirt is lightweight, breathable, and built for comfort during long shifts or casual weekends. A witty reminder that in both life and medicine — resilience always evolves.
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Item Description
👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
🌟 Fit & Feel
A modern, unisex fit that’s flattering without being boxy. Soft, lightweight, and breathable — your go-to shirt for everyday wear.
🧵 Fabric Details
100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include a cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk for a lasting fit.
🌿 Why We Love It
Made in eco-conscious facilities with ethical labor practices. We choose Bella+Canvas because they do things the right way — just like you.
Washing Instructions
🧺 Care Tips to Help Your Shirt Last:
✅ Wash and dry inside out
✅ Use cold water, gentle detergent, and low heat
✅ Avoid bleach and excessive spin cycles
✅ Air dry when possible — or tumble dry low
✅ If ironing, use low heat and avoid the design directly
💛 A little extra care goes a long way.
Shipping
📦 Shipping & Delivery
✅ Free U.S. shipping on all orders over $99 USD
✅ Most orders arrive within 4-7 business days from the date of purchase
Production times and delivery speeds can vary slightly based on the product type and destination.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers and magnets are available for U.S. shipping only.
Returns
All apparel is made to order, so please double-check the size chart before purchasing.
Returns for fit or preference are accepted within 30 days with a 20 % restocking fee, while any misprints or damaged items are replaced free of charge.