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My Life is a Mess But My Technique is Sterile Tee
$29.95
Messy buns, messy charts, messy life — but hey, at least your aseptic technique is flawless. This pharmacy shirt is made for pharmacists, techs, and sterile compounding pros who keep things clean where it counts. Equal parts relatable and hilarious, it’s a perfect wear-to-work laugh or gift for anyone in the IV room trenches.
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Item Description
👕 Bella+Canvas 3001 T-Shirt
🌟 Fit & Feel
A modern, unisex fit that’s flattering without being boxy. Soft, lightweight, and breathable — your go-to shirt for everyday wear.
🧵 Fabric Details
100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors include a cotton/poly blend). Pre-shrunk for a lasting fit.
🌿 Why We Love It
Made in eco-conscious facilities with ethical labor practices. We choose Bella+Canvas because they do things the right way — just like you.
Washing Instructions
🧺 Care Tips to Help Your Shirt Last:
✅ Wash and dry inside out
✅ Use cold water, gentle detergent, and low heat
✅ Avoid bleach and excessive spin cycles
✅ Air dry when possible — or tumble dry low
✅ If ironing, use low heat and avoid the design directly
💛 A little extra care goes a long way.
Shipping
📦 Shipping & Delivery
✅ Free U.S. shipping on all orders over $49
✅ Orders are typically processed and ready to ship within 2 business days
✅ Delivery takes an additional 2–5 business days after production
✅ Most orders arrive within 4-6` business days from the date of purchase
Returns
All apparel is made to order, so please double-check the size chart before purchasing.
Returns for fit or preference are accepted within 30 days with a 20 % restocking fee, while any misprints or damaged items are replaced free of charge.