I Will Stab You Tee
Black / S
From $29.95
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I Will Stab You Tee
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Design
The pharmacist immunizer shirt that says it most directly — I Will Stab You, in black, dark grey, athletic heather, and white for the pharmacy professional who administers injections and would like a shirt that acknowledges the clinical reality of that service with appropriate dark humor and zero ambiguity about what is about to happen.
The pharmacist who gives the flu shot, the shingles vaccine, the COVID booster, and the travel immunizations is, technically, about to stab you. With a needle. For your health. With proper technique, the right gauge, the correct anatomical landmark, and a bandage ready. The shirt just says so in the most efficient terms available.
A perfect pharmacist immunization gift, flu shot season tee, or pharmacy dark humor shirt for the one who stabs people professionally and has made peace with how that sounds out of context.
Fit & Feel
Bella+Canvas® Tees
Premium retail-quality tees with a lightweight, breathable feel and exceptionally soft fabric.
We chose these tees for their light and super-soft feel rather than being thick or heavyweight, making them comfortable for everyday wear and ideal for layering. True to size with a modern unisex fit.
They’re breathable, comfortable, and designed to feel great through long shifts and everyday wear.
Shipping & Delivery
We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.
Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.
Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.
Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.
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COMFORT THAT SURVIVES A 12-HOUR SHIFT
When you’re running on caffeine and chaos, the last thing you need is a stiff, scratchy shirt. Our shirts are soft, durable, pre-shrunk, and chosen by people who actually work in healthcare — because if you’re wearing it from open to close, it should feel good the whole way through.
No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.
MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE
Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.
Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.
PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER
Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.
Better for the environment, better for you.