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T-shirt with plague doctor graphic and text "HAVE YOU TRIED LEECHES?".
 

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Have You Tried Leeches? Tee

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$29.95

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Design

The pharmacist shirt for the one who knows that pharmacy has come a very, very long way — a plague doctor in full beak mask asking the single most haunting question in pre-modern medicine: Have You Tried Leeches? The contrast between where the profession started and where it stands today is, clinically speaking, enormous. This shirt celebrates that distance with appropriate dark humor.

Before evidence-based medicine. Before the FDA. Before drug interaction databases and formulary management and renal dosing adjustments. There was a plague doctor with a beak full of aromatics and an extremely limited therapeutic toolkit. The pharmacist of today is the result of four centuries of improvement. This shirt acknowledges the starting point.

A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy history nerd tee, or pharmacy school graduation shirt for the one who appreciates both how far the profession has come and how darkly funny the origin story really is.

Fit & Feel

Color determines material style
Bella + Canvas colors: $29.95
Comfort Colors colors: $33.95
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$29.95 Colors

  • Printed on Bella Canvas tees.
  • Crisp.
  • True-to-color.
  • The classic choice.

$33.95 Colors

  • Printed on Comfort Colors tees.
  • Soft-washed, pre-broken-in fabric that feels like a well-loved favorite from day one.
  • Uses a proprietary dye process that creates unique sun-washed tones — no two pieces are identical.
  • Designed to feel and wear like quality, built to last through hundreds of shifts.

True to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Shipping & Delivery

We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.

Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.

Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.

Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.

Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.

At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.

Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.

Order Issues & Returns

We want you to love your order — and we’ll make it right if you don’t.

Every item is made to order, so we recommend checking the size chart to get the best fit before purchasing.

If there’s any issue with your order — including print defects, damage, or incorrect items — we’ll make it right with a free replacement or refund.

For sizing or preference, returns are accepted within 30 days, though they may be subject to a restocking fee since items are made specifically for you.

👉 Start a return or report an issue using the link in your order confirmation email.

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No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.

MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE

Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.

Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.

PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER

Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.

Better for the environment, better for you.