Have You Tried Leeches? Tee
Athletic Heather / S
From $29.95
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Have You Tried Leeches? Tee
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Design
The pharmacist shirt for the one who knows that pharmacy has come a very, very long way — a plague doctor in full beak mask asking the single most haunting question in pre-modern medicine: Have You Tried Leeches? The contrast between where the profession started and where it stands today is, clinically speaking, enormous. This shirt celebrates that distance with appropriate dark humor.
Before evidence-based medicine. Before the FDA. Before drug interaction databases and formulary management and renal dosing adjustments. There was a plague doctor with a beak full of aromatics and an extremely limited therapeutic toolkit. The pharmacist of today is the result of four centuries of improvement. This shirt acknowledges the starting point.
A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy history nerd tee, or pharmacy school graduation shirt for the one who appreciates both how far the profession has come and how darkly funny the origin story really is.
Fit & Feel
Bella+Canvas® Tees
Premium retail-quality tees with a lightweight, breathable feel and exceptionally soft fabric.
We chose these tees for their light and super-soft feel rather than being thick or heavyweight, making them comfortable for everyday wear and ideal for layering. True to size with a modern unisex fit.
They’re breathable, comfortable, and designed to feel great through long shifts and everyday wear.
Shipping & Delivery
We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.
Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.
Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.
Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.
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COMFORT THAT SURVIVES A 12-HOUR SHIFT
When you’re running on caffeine and chaos, the last thing you need is a stiff, scratchy shirt. Our shirts are soft, durable, pre-shrunk, and chosen by people who actually work in healthcare — because if you’re wearing it from open to close, it should feel good the whole way through.
No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.
MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE
Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.
Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.
PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER
Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.
Better for the environment, better for you.