Full Queue Racoon Tee
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Design
The pharmacist shirt for the moment after the moment — when the queue has finally moved, the phones have quieted, and you have enough bandwidth to reflect on some things you said at approximately 2:47pm when there were 34 unverified prescriptions and someone asked if you could "just check real quick." A raccoon in a lab coat holding a coffee. Deeply tired. Mildly remorseful. Entirely relatable.
The full queue is a clinical condition with well-documented behavioral effects. Irritability, tunnel vision, an extremely low tolerance for questions that begin with "this will only take a second." The apology is genuine. The circumstances that caused it remain unresolved.
A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy tech gift, or honest self-portrait tee for the one who has been there, said the thing, and would like the record to reflect that they are otherwise a very pleasant person.
Fit & Feel
Bella+Canvas® Tees
Premium retail-quality tees with a lightweight, breathable feel and exceptionally soft fabric.
We chose these tees for their light and super-soft feel rather than being thick or heavyweight, making them comfortable for everyday wear and ideal for layering. True to size with a modern unisex fit.
They’re breathable, comfortable, and designed to feel great through long shifts and everyday wear.
Shipping & Delivery
We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.
Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.
Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.
Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.
Order Issues & Returns
We want you to love your order — and we’ll make it right if you don’t.
Every item is made to order, so we recommend checking the size chart to get the best fit before purchasing.
If there’s any issue with your order — including print defects, damage, or incorrect items — we’ll make it right with a free replacement or refund.
For sizing or preference, returns are accepted within 30 days, though they may be subject to a restocking fee since items are made specifically for you.
👉 Start a return or report an issue using the link in your order confirmation email.
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COMFORT THAT SURVIVES A 12-HOUR SHIFT
When you’re running on caffeine and chaos, the last thing you need is a stiff, scratchy shirt. Our shirts are soft, durable, pre-shrunk, and chosen by people who actually work in healthcare — because if you’re wearing it from open to close, it should feel good the whole way through.
No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.
MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE
Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.
Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.
PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER
Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.
Better for the environment, better for you.