Drug Dealer Glass Tumbler

$28.95

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Let’s be clear — it’s legal. It’s licensed. It’s insurance-approved.

This retro-inspired Drug Dealer glass tumbler leans all the way into pharmacy humor with bold, wavy 70s lettering that practically screams breakroom legend. Equal parts sarcastic and self-aware, it’s the perfect cup for pharmacists, techs, and students who appreciate a joke that lands just slightly uncomfortably at family gatherings.

Fill it with iced coffee, cold brew, water, or your third energy drink of the shift. Whether you’re counting pills, calling prescribers, or explaining for the fifth time that no, it’s not ready yet — this tumbler keeps the vibe strong.

Because if you’re going to deal drugs… you might as well stay hydrated.

Glass Tumbler Details

16 oz capacity
Clear tempered glass construction
Bamboo lid with gasket push seal
Tritan plastic reusable straw
BPA-free
FDA certified & Prop 65 compliant
Hand wash recommended

Clean, reusable, and built for real pharmacy days. The tempered glass body and secure bamboo lid make it ideal for iced coffee, cold brew, or hydration through long shifts.

Durable enough for daily use. Elevated enough to feel intentional on your desk.

We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.

Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.

Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.

Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.

If anything isn’t right with your order — including damage, defects, or receiving the wrong item — we’ll make it right with a free replacement or refund.

Because each item is made to order, non-apparel items can’t be returned for fit or preference. However, you’re fully covered if there’s any issue with your order.

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MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE

Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.

Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.