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Black t-shirt with yellow distressed text: "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS"
  • Black t-shirt with yellow distressed text: "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS"
  • Dark grey t-shirt with yellow text: "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS".
  • Dark blue t-shirt with yellow text that says "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS".
  • Blue t-shirt with yellow text "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS"
  • Maroon t-shirt with yellow distressed text: Caution! Can talk about drugs for hours.
  • Crimson t-shirt with yellow distressed text "Caution! Can Talk About Drugs For Hours".
  • Teal t-shirt with yellow distressed lettering that reads "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS".
  • Brown t-shirt with yellow text reading "CAUTION! CAN TALK ABOUT DRUGS FOR HOURS".
 
Caution Can Talk About Drugs For Hours Tee

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Caution Can Talk About Drugs For Hours Tee

Color: Black
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$29.95

Free USA shipping on orders over $50.

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Design

The pharmacist shirt for the one who is a genuine hazard at parties, family dinners, and any gathering where someone mentions a medication — Caution: Can Talk About Drugs for Hours. It’s not a boast. It’s a warning. And it’s completely accurate for the pharmacy professional who has spent years building a knowledge base that does not stay behind the counter when the shift ends.

Someone mentions a supplement at Thanksgiving and there are now seventeen minutes of pharmacokinetics on the table. A friend asks about their prescription and the counseling session begins before the appetizers arrive. Can talk about drugs for hours. Has done so. Will do so again. This shirt gives people fair notice.

A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy tech gift, or pharmacy school graduation tee for the one whose drug knowledge is socially contagious and whose friends have all accepted this as part of the relationship.
Fit & Feel

Color determines material style
Bella + Canvas colors: $29.95
Comfort Colors colors: $33.95
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$29.95 Colors

  • Printed on Bella Canvas tees.
  • Crisp.
  • True-to-color.
  • The classic choice.

$33.95 Colors

  • Printed on Comfort Colors tees.
  • Soft-washed, pre-broken-in fabric that feels like a well-loved favorite from day one.
  • Uses a proprietary dye process that creates unique sun-washed tones — no two pieces are identical.
  • Designed to feel and wear like quality, built to last through hundreds of shifts.

True to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Shipping & Delivery

We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.

Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.

Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.

Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.

Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.

At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.

Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.
Order Issues & Returns

We want you to love your order — and we’ll make it right if you don’t.

Every item is made to order, so we recommend checking the size chart to get the best fit before purchasing.

If there’s any issue with your order — including print defects, damage, or incorrect items — we’ll make it right with a free replacement or refund.

For sizing or preference, returns are accepted within 30 days, though they may be subject to a restocking fee since items are made specifically for you.

👉 Start a return or report an issue using the link in your order confirmation email.

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