Called Me a Witch Tee
Black / S
$29.95
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Called Me a Witch Tee
$29.95
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Design
The pharmacy Halloween shirt for the one whose clinical expertise has been called something along those lines at least once — Called Me a Witch, in black, for the pharmacist or pharmacy tech whose knowledge of drug therapy is so specific, so immediately applicable, and so far beyond what most people expect from someone behind a pharmacy counter that the label has been applied informally more than once.
They called it witchcraft. It was pharmacology. It was the counseling session that resolved something nobody else had been able to explain. It was the interaction catch that prevented an ER visit. The witch in question has a license, a DEA number, and an evidence base that would fill a formulary. This shirt owns the description with the Halloween energy it deserves.
A perfect pharmacist Halloween gift, pharmacy dark humor tee, or spooky season pharmacy shirt for the one whose clinical expertise has always looked a little bit like something from a cauldron.
Fit & Feel
Bella+Canvas® Tees
Premium retail-quality tees with a lightweight, breathable feel and exceptionally soft fabric.
We chose these tees for their light and super-soft feel rather than being thick or heavyweight, making them comfortable for everyday wear and ideal for layering. True to size with a modern unisex fit.
They’re breathable, comfortable, and designed to feel great through long shifts and everyday wear.
Shipping & Delivery
We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.
Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.
Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.
Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.
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COMFORT THAT SURVIVES A 12-HOUR SHIFT
When you’re running on caffeine and chaos, the last thing you need is a stiff, scratchy shirt. Our shirts are soft, durable, pre-shrunk, and chosen by people who actually work in healthcare — because if you’re wearing it from open to close, it should feel good the whole way through.
No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.
MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE
Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.
Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.
PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER
Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.
Better for the environment, better for you.