Caffeine Chaos Controlled Substances Tee

Design

The pharmacist shirt for the one running on all three simultaneously — caffeine, chaos, and controlled substances in a grunge-style design that captures the raw, unfiltered energy of a pharmacy shift in the most visually accurate way possible. Dark aesthetic. Very accurate description of the vibe.

You need the caffeine to manage the chaos. The controlled substances are what you’re managing the chaos around. All three are present at all times. This shirt just makes the operating conditions visible.

A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy tech gift, or dark humor pharmacy tee for the one who thrives in exactly this combination and would like a shirt that acknowledges the full scope of what’s happening at any given moment.

Fit & Feel

Color determines material style
Bella + Canvas colors: $29.95
Comfort Colors colors: $33.95
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$29.95 Colors

Printed on Bella Canvas tees.
Crisp.
True-to-color.
The classic choice.

$33.95 Colors

Printed on Comfort Colors tees.
Soft-washed, pre-broken-in fabric that feels like a well-loved favorite from day one.
Uses a proprietary dye process that creates unique sun-washed tones — no two pieces are identical.
Designed to feel and wear like quality, built to last through hundreds of shifts.

True to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Shipping & Delivery

We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.

Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.

Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.

Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.

Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.

At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.

Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.

Order Issues & Returns

We want you to love your order — and we’ll make it right if you don’t.

Every item is made to order, so we recommend checking the size chart to get the best fit before purchasing.

If there’s any issue with your order — including print defects, damage, or incorrect items — we’ll make it right with a free replacement or refund.

For sizing or preference, returns are accepted within 30 days, though they may be subject to a restocking fee since items are made specifically for you.

👉 Start a return or report an issue using the link in your order confirmation email.

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