500mg of Spite Tee
Dark Grey Heather / S
From $29.95
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500mg of Spite Tee
From $29.95
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The pharmacist shirt for the one who has been running on spite for at least part of every shift and has decided to be honest about it — 500mg of Spite, in a clinical Rx label format for the pharmacy professional whose motivational cocktail includes caffeine, clinical knowledge, professional pride, and a medically significant amount of spite for a system that keeps asking more while delivering less.
Spite is not a character flaw. In the appropriate dose, it is a functional fuel source. The pharmacist who shows up every shift despite the staffing ratios, the insurance rejections, and the queue that doesn’t stop is running on something. This shirt just labels it accurately.
A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy tech gift, or dark humor tee for the one whose spite is clinically dosed, professionally managed, and keeping the whole operation running.
Fit & Feel
Bella+Canvas® Tees
Premium retail-quality tees with a lightweight, breathable feel and exceptionally soft fabric.
We chose these tees for their light and super-soft feel rather than being thick or heavyweight, making them comfortable for everyday wear and ideal for layering. True to size with a modern unisex fit.
They’re breathable, comfortable, and designed to feel great through long shifts and everyday wear.
Shipping & Delivery
We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.
Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.
Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.
Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.
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COMFORT THAT SURVIVES A 12-HOUR SHIFT
When you’re running on caffeine and chaos, the last thing you need is a stiff, scratchy shirt. Our shirts are soft, durable, pre-shrunk, and chosen by people who actually work in healthcare — because if you’re wearing it from open to close, it should feel good the whole way through.
No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.
MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE
Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.
Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.
PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER
Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.
Better for the environment, better for you.