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500mg of Spite Tee

Color: Dark Grey Heather
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$29.95

Free shipping on orders over $50.

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Design

The pharmacist shirt for the one who has been running on spite for at least part of every shift and has decided to be honest about it — 500mg of Spite, in a clinical Rx label format for the pharmacy professional whose motivational cocktail includes caffeine, clinical knowledge, professional pride, and a medically significant amount of spite for a system that keeps asking more while delivering less.

Spite is not a character flaw. In the appropriate dose, it is a functional fuel source. The pharmacist who shows up every shift despite the staffing ratios, the insurance rejections, and the queue that doesn’t stop is running on something. This shirt just labels it accurately.

A perfect pharmacist gift, pharmacy tech gift, or dark humor tee for the one whose spite is clinically dosed, professionally managed, and keeping the whole operation running.

Fit & Feel

Bella+Canvas® Tees

Premium retail-quality tees with a lightweight, buttery-soft feel and vibrant print clarity. If you like a modern, everyday T-shirt, this is the one.

Shipping & Delivery

We offer free U.S. shipping on apparel orders over $50 and free international shipping on orders over $125.

Standard shipping is a flat $4.95 per order.

Most U.S. orders arrive within 4–7 business days, including production time.

Because each item is made to order, some products may ship separately — but you’ll receive tracking for every package.

Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.

At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.

Note: Stickers, magnets and drinkware are available for U.S. shipping only.

Order Issues & Returns

We want you to love your order — and we’ll make it right if you don’t.

Every item is made to order, so we recommend checking the size chart to get the best fit before purchasing.

If there’s any issue with your order — including print defects, damage, or incorrect items — we’ll make it right with a free replacement or refund.

For sizing or preference, returns are accepted within 30 days, though they may be subject to a restocking fee since items are made specifically for you.

👉 Start a return or report an issue using the link in your order confirmation email.

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COMFORT THAT SURVIVES A 12-HOUR SHIFT

When you’re running on caffeine and chaos, the last thing you need is a stiff, scratchy shirt. Our shirts are soft, durable, pre-shrunk, and chosen by people who actually work in healthcare — because if you’re wearing it from open to close, it should feel good the whole way through.

No cracking prints. No bacon-neck collars. No weird surprises after the first wash. Just dependable comfort for the days that don’t stop.

MADE FOR PHARMACY LIFE

Built with the pharmacy community in mind—because you deserve apparel that gets you.

Designed within the pharmacy community, our apparel reflects the challenges, humor, and pride that come with the job. Each design is created with a deep understanding of pharmacy life—its rhythms, its chaos, and its inside jokes. Wear something that finally feels like it was made for you, by one of you.

PRINTED IN THE USA, MADE TO ORDER

Your shirt is printed when you order — fresh, intentional, and low-waste.

Better for the environment, better for you.