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Caffeine, Chaos, Controlled Substances Mug
11oz / Black
$18.95
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Caffeine, Chaos, Controlled Substances Mug
$18.95
The Caffeine, Chaos, Controlled Substances Mug is the unofficial emblem of pharmacy life — equal parts humor, grit, and unspoken teamwork. Featuring a distressed badge-style design with symbols every pharmacy pro recognizes, this mug celebrates the beautifully chaotic world behind the counter.
Perfect for morning routines, night shift survival, study sessions, or that sacred moment when you finally get to sit down. Durable, stylish, and designed for people who understand that “organized chaos” is a real workflow.
Great for pharmacists, techs, students, and anyone who knows their way around a controlled substance log.
☕️ Perfect For:
- Morning rounds, study sessions, and long shifts
- Pharmacy students, techs, and caffeine-dependent pharmacists
- Graduation, appreciation, or just-because gifts
Description
A daily essential for caffeine, comfort, and surviving another shift with style.
Features:
- 11oz or 15oz capacity
- Glossy ceramic with durable ORCA coating for vivid color
- Colored handle and interior accent (limited options per design)
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle
💊 For pharmacists who take their coffee breaks seriously.
Shipping
📦 Shipping & Delivery
✅ Free U.S. shipping on all orders over $99 USD
✅ Most orders arrive within 4-7 business days from the date of purchase
Production times and delivery speeds can vary slightly based on the product type and destination.
Some items may ship separately depending on the product type and where they’re produced, which can affect shipping charges.
At this time, we ship to the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand.
Note: Stickers and magnets are available for U.S. shipping only.
Returns
Non-apparel products are made to order and final sale unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
If your item has a printing or quality issue, it’ll be replaced or refunded at no cost to you.