{"product_id":"drug-dealer-glass-tumbler","title":"Drug Dealer Glass Tumbler","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eLet’s be clear — it’s legal. It’s licensed. It’s insurance-approved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eThis retro-inspired \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDrug Dealer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e glass tumbler leans all the way into pharmacy humor with bold, wavy 70s lettering that practically screams breakroom legend. Equal parts sarcastic and self-aware, it’s the perfect cup for pharmacists, techs, and students who appreciate a joke that lands just slightly uncomfortably at family gatherings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFill it with iced coffee, cold brew, water, or your third energy drink of the shift. Whether you’re counting pills, calling prescribers, or explaining for the fifth time that no, it’s not ready yet — this tumbler keeps the vibe strong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eBecause if you’re going to deal drugs… you might as well stay hydrated.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"16oz","offer_id":47552670859476,"sku":"MD-134648990","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0773\/6115\/2212\/files\/drug-dealer-glass-tumbler-3774047.jpg?v=1772584212","url":"https:\/\/adversereactions.shop\/products\/drug-dealer-glass-tumbler","provider":"Adverse Reactions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}